I interrupt this exciting tale of
my imminent and exaggerated demise to give you a little bit of book
learning. There are eight sub
classes of what people commonly know as zombies. The most common one is Class Ones, AKA shamblers. Shamblers are generally resurrected by
some sort of chemical accident or scientific misadventure. For a pop culture point of reference,
George Romero zombies and the zombies in that TV show you are all so crazy
about are shamblers. They are not
very dangerous unless you encounter a bunch of them. Even then someone with a bit of combat training has a pretty
good chance of making it out of a jam if they are careful.
Much like in the movies you dispose
of Class Ones by destroying the brain.
Either blunt force trauma or a good old bullet to the head will put one down
lickety split. So now you
know. And knowing is half the
battle, except for the 100 years of training experience and knowledge. Now that I think of it, knowing
probably won’t help you so much at all.
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