My body: taco pizza?
Me: excuse me?
My body: you ate taco pizza?
Me: I guess... CAN YOU PIPE DOWN I FELL LOUSEY
my body: you guess?
Me: well... I guess I did you would know right?
My body: let me get this straight. You're diabetic you have intestinal problems and you thought was good idea to feed me a taco pizza ...
Me:... Well... I...
My body:... Wait I'm not done yet so you fed me taco pizza on a Sunday night at eight despite the fact you have enough food related health problems strangle a killer wale. And now you have the audacity to complain thAT don't feel good
me: it's not like all I ate was pizza
my body: yes you also ate half of the meatball sub
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Me: only half
my body: your on punishment my friend
me: hey who's in charge here?
My body: you're obviously not smart enough to be
me but I had a perfectly good reason
my body: I can't wait to hear this
me: I was going to have apple chips but their discontinued so I figured the next best thing was splitting a meatball sub in the taco pizza, you know what I mean.
My body: that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard how can you even begin to justify... Wait for discontinuing Apple chips?
Me: you heard me right
my body: what are we going to do?!?!
Me: don't worry my friend I have your back to grab the phone
my body: I not sure I can get by without Apple chips!!?!
Me: I'm sure they have some of the caramel ones left
my body: caramel ones?! those are the same!
Me:( into phone) I need 2 taco PIZZAs S.T.A.T
My body: 2?! we cant eat that on a Tuesday.. Tuesday is grilled CHIKEN day .
me: but today's a special day we can cheat on special days
my body: special day?
me: where morning our loss
my body: what loss?
Me: we're mourning the discontinuation of our very good friend apple chips
my body: it is a very sad day
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